Prepare your plant based mince (if you're using TVP, soak the granules in hot water for 5 minutes and drain). In a frying pan, combine tofu or any protein of your choice with five spice powder, hot bean paste, dark soy sauce & rice wine vinegar. Add a splash of water if the mixture is too dry.
Cook noodles according to package instructions and rinse with cold water. Drain noodles.
Make the noodle sauce by combining these ingredients: sichuan pepper powder, five spice powder, peanut butter, light soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, chili flakes, sesame oil and noodle water to make the mixture lighter.
Blanch vegetables and keep aside.
Add the sauce mixture to cooked noodles. Give it a good mix.
Add plant based mince, 2 tsp chilli oil, spring onions and mix again. Serve with greens and toasted sesame seeds!